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Troy Polamalu’s Hair is Worth $1 Million
Don’t drop Troy Polamalu’s hair. It is worth a million dollars. No, really. Head & Shoulders has insured Polamalu’s curly locks for a cool million. This is almost as stupid as J-Lo insuring her...
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Sports and War: Not the Same Thing
Image problems and the NBA go together like ES and PN so you would think a guy like Kobe Bryant, ambassador for the After-School All-Stars, might think twice before starring in the commercial for the...
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Tiger loses Gillette; Influence Drops; Hordes Cheer
… or maybe not HORDES, but at least me. I don’t know I care, as it has zero bearing on his ability as an athlete, but, as I’ve discussed many times before, Tiger made a living selling his image as a...
View ArticleI Still Love SportsCenter Commercials
Have you seen the new SportsCenter ad that features Alexander Ovechkin? The most suspicious part is that they are in full gear. I have been watching this commercial a lot because 1) It is funny, 2) I’m...
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Mayweather Clocks Ortiz, Fights With Elderly Commentator, Has No Manners...
Floyd Mayweather angered almost all people with an opinion about boxing last night by clocking Victor Ortiz and winning with a fourth-round knockout that was widely considered a sucker punch. Turns...
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Why I Hate the Olympics
Before I go any further, I want to be clear that I am a proud American. I vote. I pay taxes. I eat more fried food than Colonel Sanders. And I hate the Olympics. With only a few days left until the...
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Danica Patrick Is No Longer A Rookie: She Just Races Like One
Richmond International Speedway was the venue for Danica Patrick’s 50th Nationwide Series race two Fridays ago. That right — 50th. Not 5th. Or even 15th, but 50th. I point this out only because if you...
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Only $1950 to Rent Tiki Barber
I want to be a nice person. I want to stop making fun of Tiki Barber, but how am I supposed to do that when he goes and rents himself out for the hilarious rate of $1950 for your company flag football...
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Manning and Manning: Rapping and Selling DirecTV
Yesterday Sara sent me an email which contained a link to a video. The subject line of the email read: The Manning Brothers Rapping. In the parlance of our times, ERMAHGERD! (video after jump) The...
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